May 182012

Black coffee, red wine and clear water until the next new moon. No beer, no booze, no sodas or tea. Keep the high tight, the buzz mellow and the urine clean.

So say we all.

  2 Responses to “The Beverage Oath”

  1. Why coffee and no tea?

    • Because unadulterated tea makes my stomach sick, whereas I’m completely acclimated to the darkest, most foul coffee.

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